|The Laundry Collection Area|
Now listen up chaps. The good old Laundry's collection area is marked on the map here. Splendid Jenkins, its Central London. Look at the sludgy-green area, and decide which bit your office is in, then click in that area to see a list of the streets that the truck drives down. If your street is listed we can collect from you.
If your street is not on our list, all is not lost. As long as you are in the collection area, send us an email to email@example.com to let us know that you would like us to add your street in, and as soon as we have 3 companies in the same street who want to recycle, we will add you to the route. (As long as it's not a red route or closed to traffic or anything like that.)
Or click here to see a full list of Laundry streets.
Pay attention Humphrey, this next bit's important, what? The time in blue is your collection time. You can put your bag out up to half an hour before this time, but no later than this time. Then you will be covered by their fine exemption. If you put your bags out at any other time you might get in a spot of bother with the bally old Council. What IS* it Smith?
* capitals added after consulation with comedy advisor, John Manoochehri. Other suggestions sent in by e mail will also be considered.